With the Champions League group stage coming to a close this week, it’s a good time to celebrate some of the best tifos we’ve seen in Europe this season…
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The tifo (a huge banner hoisted by home supporters before kick-off) has really become a staple at football stadiums in recent years, especially on those big European nights under the floodlights when fans lay on a full pyrotechnic show.
Whether designed to welcome or (more likely) to intimidate, there are few more spectacular sights than the ultras behind the goal acting in unison to unveil their gigantic message.
Here’s a selection of the finest choreographed fan displays to grace the Champions League so far this season.
Borussia Dortmund vs. Inter Milan
Last month, the “Dortmund Desperadoes” ultras decided to celebrate their own 20-year anniversary by unfurling a huge flag across the entire Sudtribune before a game against Inter Milan.
Olympiakos vs. Tottenham Hotspur
As the teams lined up on the pitch at the Karaiskakis Stadium, an enormous ghostly spectre of Piraeus icons past reared up behind them amid the flare smoke.
Zenit St Petersburg vs. RB Leipzig
Zenit’s tifo is pretty spectacular 👏 pic.twitter.com/Sdqt5zT63r
— Football on BT Sport (@btsportfootball) November 5, 2019
Ahead of the group-stage tie in Russia, the Zenit fans displayed a mystical scene complete with the wildest of animals and a balalaika-playing druid, along with the message “Zenit in our mind, Russia in our heart.”
Salzburg vs. Napoli
Salzburg ultras attempted to terrify their visitors with a chilling invitation from Jigsaw, the malevolent icon of the “Saw” movie franchise.
Paris Saint-Germain vs. Real Madrid
Thankfully, PSG kept things light when Real Madrid came to town by unfurling a “skyline” banner that could have been provided by the Parisian tourist board.
The effort by the Parc des Princes faithful was certainly better than the Bernabeu’s attempt in the reverse fixture.
Guendouzi mistaken for Luiz by stadium announcer
It was bound to happen sooner or later… As Arsenal took on West Ham on Monday, the big night finally arrived.
Fair to say, the little gaffe didn’t go unnoticed.
Lovely moment there as the PA announcer welcomes sub David Luiz onto the pitch before correcting himself. “Beg your pardon… Matteo Guendouzi”. In fairness even the gloomy West Ham fans laughed.
— Amy Lawrence (@amylawrence71) December 9, 2019
However, Arsenal were quick to point out that mistaking Guendouzi for the equally tousled Luiz is an incredibly easy mistake to make.
— Arsenal (@Arsenal) December 9, 2019
Don’t say we didn’t warn you this would happen — back in August, no less. Frankly, we’re amazed it’s taken this long.
Arsenal go back to the ’90s with awesome kit promo
— Ian Wright (@IanWright0) December 10, 2019
Things may be tumultuous on the pitch but, once again, Arsenal have proved themselves ahead of the pack when it comes to kit launches.
The Gunners are reissuing an official retro replica of their iconic “Bruised Banana” shirt from the early 1990s, and announced its arrival with a brilliant promo video.
There are also cameos from several former Gunners like Ian Wright and Nigel Winterburn who had the honour of wearing the famous kit the first time round.
Klopp ticks off translator: “You should really listen!”
Jurgen Klopp interrupts and corrects German translator after wrongly translating Jordan Henderson.
Jurgen Klopp is generally a fairly affable man but, alongside fourth officials, there are a few unfortunate souls out there who incur his wrath.
Ahead of this week’s Champions League fixtures, Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson was fielding questions when Klopp suddenly interrupted.
Henderson said that his side intend to “go easy” in their final group tie having already secured qualification, but the English-to-German translator misinterpreted the response by claiming the Liverpool captain had said it would be an “easy” game for Liverpool.
Recognising the error in his native tongue, Klopp interrupted to reprimand the translator for his misleading translation.
“It’s just s— when a German translator translates and a German speaking coach sits right beside you,” grumbled the Reds boss.
“You should really listen. Otherwise, I can do it by myself. It’s not too difficult!”
Returning to English, Klopp added: “As you can tell, I’m in a very competitive mood already.”
Gone In 18 Seconds: Goal enters record books
Sieng Chanthea scores after just 18 seconds vs. Myanmar to become the SEA Games’ fastest ever goalscorer.
Cambodia created history at the Southeast Asian Games by scoring the fastest-ever goal in the tournament’s 60-year history.
Teenage striker Sieng Chanthea took just 18 seconds to open the scoring against Myanmar to set himself and his country a brand new international record.
Chanthea turned 17 a couple of months ago and only made the jump to the senior Cambodia national side earlier this year after coming up through the various youth ranks.
The Angkor Warriors went on to lose to Myanmar on penalties in the third-place playoff, succumbing to a 5-4 shootout defeat and missing out on the bronze medal.